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Skeletons & Preggos Server

anatomy, average number, biological marvel, biology, body structure, bone structure, Fetal development, human body, interesting phenomenon, maternal health, medical science, multiple skeletons, Preggos, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, Reproduction, scientific discovery, Server, skeletal system, Skeletons, unique fact

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Zombie Dances:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3443	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Towns Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Emeralds Found:	2781	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9172
Farms Harvested:	311	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	6062
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	3841	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Votes:	2795	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!