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JoeVsProAthlete

achievement, appreciation, athletes, average Joe, comparison, Competition, Dedication, determination, Effort, hard work, Individual, inspiration, JoeVsProAthlete, motivation, Olympic, Performance, regular people, sports, success, talent, Training

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1210	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server, right? and u think it’s just gonna be like any other server. BUT NO. this server is like the OLYMPICS of minecraft. u gotta compete in crazy challenges and games that will test ur skills to the max.

u think ur just an average joe? well, on this server, u can show off ur mad minecraft skills and be a true ATHLETE. u can be a minecraft OLYMPIAN, bruh.

imagine telling ur friends u won the gold medal in minecraft parkour or the diamond medal in pvp battles. they’ll be like, “whaaat? how did u do that?” and u can be like, “oh, just on this EPIC minecraft server that’s basically the OLYMPICS.”

so, join this server and be a minecraft LEGEND. show the world ur skills and become the ultimate minecraft ATHLETE. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be LIT.

FeatureMeMinecraftSMP

attention-grabbing, attractiveness, best body feature, body positivity, FeatureMeMinecraftSMP, personal attributes, physical appearance, physical attributes, physical beauty, positive traits, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, unique qualities

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3652
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have the most lit community ever, like everyone is always cracking jokes and building crazy stuff. And get this, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have, they’re like wizards or something. They can make anything happen, like one time they turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was so random but also totally awesome.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally off the walls and full of surprises, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, you might even get to show off your best body feature and get all the attention you deserve. It’s like a virtual beauty pageant, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NostalgicCraft: 90s Gamer’s Paradise

1990s computer games, 90s, 90s gaming, 90s kids, childhood memories, classic games, Computer Gaming, favorite games, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming influence, gaming nostalgia, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old school games, Paradise, PC Gaming, retro gaming, video game memories, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Remember those good old days when you were rocking a computer with less power than a potato? Well, our Minecraft server will take you back to that era with a twist!

Join our server and experience the nostalgia of playing Minecraft on a computer that can barely handle it. Remember dial-up internet? Yeah, we have that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a 90s gamer who never finished their game of Minesweeper. Will you be the one to finally beat their high score and put their spirit to rest?

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate throwback gaming experience, join our server now! Just don’t blame us if your computer starts speaking in dial-up tones.

MaduroCraft: Coup Edition

authoritarianism, COUP, Democracy, Dictatorship, economic collapse, Edition, elections, government corruption, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, regime change, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan opposition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of nicolas maduro and have epic battles against the evil venezuelan opposition!!! it’s like a coup but in minecraft!!! build your own socialist paradise or join the resistance and overthrow the government in this wacky and wild server! plus, we have free empanadas for all players every friday! join now and let the chaos begin!

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, anime-inspired, Casual players, custom boss fight arena, Discord, Dragon Balls, Dragon Slayer sword, epic bosses., experienced players, explosive powers, Forgotten, Glory, legendary items, loot boxes, Mumen Rider’s helmet, Realms, Rewards, seasoned pro, Semi Vanilla, Skills, strategies, teleportation finesse, unique gameplay

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes packed with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself, gear up, and claim your place as a true champion!
Think you’ve mastered the Forgotten Realms? Prove it in our custom boss fight arena! Test your skills, strategies, and powers against epic bosses designed to push you to your limits. Glory and rewards await the brave!
✨ Join Us Today: Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server.
What kind of powers do players get?	Players are randomly assigned powers inspired by anime characters like Killer Queen and Super Saiyan.
What legendary items can be found in loot boxes?	Legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls can be found in loot boxes.
Is there a boss fight arena on the server?	Yes, there is a custom boss fight arena where players can test their skills and powers against epic bosses.

Goon Realm 1.20

dumb, dumb Mommies, dumb porn, dumb thread, Go dumb, goon, Goon dumb, Goon porn, goon thread, Goon thread Mommies, Goon thread porn, long tail tags, mommies, Mommies thread, porn, porn Mommies, porn Mommies thread, porn thread, Realm, Thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	70

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

GrannyVax Minecraft Server

baby announcement, Communication, Conflict, Emotional support, Expectations, expectations vs reality, family, family dynamics, family reactions, Grandparents, GrannyVax, Job, Marriage, Minecraft, modern parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy hormones, relationships, Server, Support, traditional beliefs, whooping cough shot

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house! But don’t worry, our server has a respawn feature that brings you back to life in no time.

Need a break from family drama? Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing grandparents and in-laws. Plus, our chat feature allows you to vent about your real-life problems while crafting epic castles and battling mobs.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not to team up with a group of skeletons to take down a pack of zombies? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while.

NurseRageCraft

Apology, berate, Confidence, Confrontation, critical care, emergency department, GRIEVING, Hierarchy, junior staff, New Grad, Nurse, NurseRageCraft, patient, PERSONAL LIFE, preceptor, senior nurse, Seniority, Training, Workplace, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, Disappointment, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, Pain, SadBoiGamer, Sadness, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Block Breakup

accepting the end, avoiding each other, BLOCK, break up signs, Breakup, closure needed, constant arguments, emotional detachment, feeling indifferent, feeling relieved, heart not in it, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lost connection, moving on, no communication, no future plans, no trust, relationship ending, seeking advice, seeking outside validation, signs relationship over

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to relationship drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the heartbreak of real life and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky besties.

Signs that your relationship is completely over: – Your partner starts griefing your builds in-game – They refuse to share their diamonds with you – They keep accidentally pushing you into lava pits – They change their skin to a creeper to scare you

Don’t waste your time on a relationship that’s as dead as a zombie in the sunlight. Join our server and start crafting a new love story with players who will never let you down (unless they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe).

CraftyCreeperKills

al-qaeda, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperKills, Eastern Iraq, extremism, Insurgency, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, jihadists, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, radicalization, salafi, security forces, Sunni, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	2630
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9936	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!