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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4434 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4463 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.