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CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4343	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	276
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, survivalcraftrus, vanilla server, Woodcraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

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Ironclad Factions

Abilities, Allies, battle, Community, Defending, DOMINATE, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Fair Play, gameplay, Ironclad, Land, Minecraft, Raiding, Respect, rules, Server, Skills, strategy, teamwork, Trading

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different: – Lifesteal Mechanics – Custom Enchantments – Faction Commands – PVP Enabled – Economy & Trading – Skill Progression

Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
Are there any language restrictions?	Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
Can I exploit glitches or bugs?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
How should I treat the staff?	Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, animal instincts, animal kingdom, Animals, big cat, big cats, Feline, leopards, Lions, mating, mating patterns, mating rituals, predator behavior, PREDATORS, Realm, Reproduction, reproduction habits, sex, sexual behavior, Tigers, Wild, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

EuthanasiaMD SMP

ALS, assisted suicide, bioethics, Cancer, dementia, end of life care, euthanasia debate, EuthanasiaMD, Healthcare, healthcare system, Huntington’s disease, legal issues, medical decision making, Medical Ethics, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient rights, physician assisted euthanasia, quality of life, smp, terminal illness, Usa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	830
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4501
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.