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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5481 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
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