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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
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