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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5194 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3838 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!