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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
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