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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4587 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!