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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4851 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 235 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
