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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6853 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 4150 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
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