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HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3225
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	2378
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	132

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3964

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	6419	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	83	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	2636

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!