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StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	New Chunks Explored:	236716

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	34	Votes:	2703
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	255
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Votes:	8535	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crops Grown:	6753
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Star Shards Collected:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3480
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

age, attraction, catchy, classic, Fountains of Wayne, funny, generation, hit song, Lyrics, millennial, Mother, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, radio hit, relatable, song, Stacy’s mom, StacysMomMC, Timeless

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	225	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Chill, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Minecraft, mobile, New Eridu, Official Website, Oh Ellen Please, PC, Pre-Registrations, PS5, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, Twitter account, Uniform, Web Event, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

cute boys, CuteBoysMC, male celebrities, male chained edition, male characters, male discussion, male drama, male fandom, male fujoshi, male genderbends, male hornyposting, male idols, male indie, male love, male niji, male off-topic, male oshi, male shilling, male stars, male yumejoshi, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Items Found:	3098	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.

AutismCraft: Brainy Blockbusters

ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder, AutismCraft, Biomarkers, blockbusters, brain connectivity, Brainy, cognitive neuroscience, data analysis, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, dynamic functional connectivity, feature-selection, local graph-theory indicators, machine learning, Medical research, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neuroimaging techniques, neurological conditions, ranking approach, research, scholars

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4754	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code on finding biomarkers for Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) diagnosis! we use dynamic functional connectivity and local graph-theory indicators to create a truly unique gaming experience.

imagine building your own virtual world while also contributing to cutting-edge research in the field of autism! plus, our feature-selection and ranking approach will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end.

so why wait? join us now and be a part of something truly groundbreaking (literally, because you’ll be building stuff in minecraft). let’s make autism research fun again!