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NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

Apocalypse, autonomic, autonomic nerves, Blood, Covid-19, Damage, Healthcare, immune response, infection, long-term effects, medical science, NerveCraft19, nervous system, neurological symptoms, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory system, Treatment, viral replication, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1932
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5545

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

KarateCraft Minecraft Server

autist partner, Dedication, discipline, Fist, KarateCraft, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts community, martial arts discipline, martial arts partner, martial arts practice, martial arts skills, martial arts techniques, martial arts training, Minecraft, physical abilities, push, Server, sword, teamwork, Training, weapon

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	620	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4319	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4172
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.