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Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

abusive orphanage, adoption, apartment living, birthday celebration, childhood trauma, Escape, family dynamics, Family Support, Happy Ending, hope for the future, Life Changes, Minecraft, new beginnings, new family, new opportunities, orphanage, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, resilience, rich family, second chance, Server, sisterly love.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	622
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

play.cupidmc.net:20062

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

45.151.91.10:25448

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Animals Bred:	102	Farms Harvested:	972
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”