Automotive Sales MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU

January, European countries, market trends, spain, European Market

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.

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VoltCraft: Sales Plunge!

market decline, Vehicle Demand, sustainable transportation, tesla, European Market

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!

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BlockLifeAccepted

mindfulness, self-fulfillment, self-acceptance, Emotional healing, inner peace

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

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Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

drone, Conflict, military operation, Krasnodar Krai, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Taste Bud Adventures

sensory perception, Exploration, experimentation, sensory experience, Culinary

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Calorie Cut Craft

metabolic improvements, cutting calories, resiliency, genetics, study

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

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Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Griefers, Discord, Fresh, World Map, Explore
Server Name Enival

Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server

Launch Date Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?
How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.
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Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

DISAPPOINTING, Italian Cuisine, pizza critique, traditional recipe, pizza review

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

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Bet On Minecraft SMP

Ron will be white ginger, Minecraft, Sirius will be South Asian, race representation, Hagrid will be black

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

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EvilCraftersUnite

war criminal, ruthless, MALEVOLENT, Despicable, heinous crimes

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Automotive Sales

Overview:

FAQ:

What is Enival?

What features does Enival offer?

How can I join Enival?