but wait, there’s more! we got mobs that are straight up savage, like creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that do the floss dance. u gotta be on ur toes or else u gonna get wrecked, son.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen? it’s lit AF, trust me.
so what u waiting for, bruh? join dis server and let’s get this party started! #minecraftmadness #crazycribs #skeletonraves
not only that, but we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. imagine riding a flying pig while collecting precious gems, it’s like a dream come true!
oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? they may explode, but hey, at least they have good taste in music.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you have a place like this to escape to? EVs may not go vroom, but on our server, they sure do!