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  • Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

    Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, breh, gather ’round and let me tell you about the MOST LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP you will EVER hear of in your entire life! You thought your grandma’s knitting circle was crazy? PFFFFT!!! This place is straight-up inventing new colors of chaos, mate!!!

    So, first off, picture a world where a giant 3-headed llama judges your builds. That’s right! Imagine you’re mining diamonds, and suddenly this llama emerges from the ground, and if your build ain’t swag enough, it spits on you.💦 Double dare ya to impress that llama, bro!

    Oh, oh, wait! Did I mention that the trees here sing Psychedelic Disco? 🌳✨ Yeah, you’ll be harvesting wood while boogieing to a beat no one else can hear (but trust me, you’ll want to retire after that).

    And then there’s the "Slightly Off-Kilter Nether," where instead of ghasts, we got floating meatballs that attack with spaghetti. 🍝😱 Like, you’ll be dodging noodle strikes thinking, "What is my life right now??" Thirsty for that sweet, savory chaos? Join us!

    GUYS, you wanna talk epic? Remember the Great Creeper Carpooling Disaster of 2022? We had a whole fleet of creepers waltzing through the End like they owned the place! They thought they were going to a concert; spoiler alert, it was a BOOMfest! 💥

    Now, let’s talk biomes. We got a FROZEN DESERT – yeah, I KNOW, right?! It makes NO SENSE, but here, logic is just a myth! It’s so cold that the cacti wear little scarves and they’re actually pretty good at knitting too! 😵

    Join us if you think you can survive the Eternal Daylight where nighttime doesn’t exist, but that means no phantoms, right? WRONG! This epic night-terror brigade decided they’d just become day phantoms. Now they’re showing up in broad daylight, saying "SURPRISE, BUDDY!" 💤☕️

    Got friends? Bring ‘em! We also have a unique feature we call “Betrayal Hour,” where every hour, your friends will have to duel to the DEATH over who gets the last piece of cake. 🍰 (Technically it’s Minecraft cake, but you know, no one needs to know about that.)

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft worlds with rules and stuff (what is this, the schoolyard?), then hop on this outrageous ride where every block is a new ABOMINATION waiting to happen! 🏰💀 Come for the llamas, stay for the TOTAL ABSURDITY!

    But hey, if you join and don’t have a SPAGHETTI ARMORED CAT, well…you might as well just go back to making the ugliest car ever or something. Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just how we roll here, fam! 😂

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  • Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server

    Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server

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    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!

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  • GreenDragon Minecraft server

    GreenDragon Minecraft server

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    This is the GreenDragon Server, there is PvP Donations Survival Grif Quests And without private and maybe recruiting a helper, come in! version 1.16.5

    185.17.0.62:25821

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  • RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels

    RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels

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    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Discord Join our Discord

    Overview:

    RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the brutality of RLCraft survival with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players will face challenges from dungeons and other players riding dragons, requiring a strong focus on building and strategizing for survival.

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes RLFactions different from other factions servers?

    A: RLFactions offers a unique blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions mechanics, creating a competitive environment that requires both survival skills and strategic gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server after joining.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on RLFactions?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our Discord server.

    Q: What mods are included in RLFactions?

    A: The server includes a selection of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as RLCraft and other faction-related mods.

    Q: Is RLFactions suitable for all players, including beginners?

    A: RLFactions is designed to offer a challenge to experienced players who are looking for a tough survival experience combined with faction warfare. While beginners are welcome to join, they may find the server more suited to players with some prior experience in modded gameplay.

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  • Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

    Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

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  • Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

    Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

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  • BandDadBeGone

    BandDadBeGone

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    Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

    Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

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    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

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  • Pi Plays Pokémon

    Pi Plays Pokémon

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    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

    and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

    so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

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  • Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

    Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

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    Server Name Ducking SMP
    Theme Ducks
    Server Type Minecraft
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord Join our Discord
    Subreddit Visit our Subreddit

    Overview:

    Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

    Why Join Us?

      • Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
      • Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
      • Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
      • Active Staff: Always here to help.
      • 18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
      • Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
      • Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
      • Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

    What do I need to start playing on the server?

    Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

    Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

    Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

    How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

    Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

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