FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

FailCraft, Fail, autocorrect, lolz, Communication

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

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CraftyAutocorrectFailz

autocorrect fails 2021, autocorrect disasters, autocorrect blunders, funny texting, CraftyAutocorrectFailz

Have you ever tried to type “lol” and it autocorrects to “lollipop unicorn explosion”? Well, if you want to experience more hilarious autocorrect fails like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so wacky that even your phone won’t be able to keep up with the craziness. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by all the autocorrect shenanigans that await you.

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MapCraftMadness

google maps, street view, Impressive.., navigation, world wonders

Have you ever seen a giant pink unicorn flying over a rainbow on Google Maps? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a magical experience like no other, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a dragon or two. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Google Maps the same way again!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, international relations, Starmer, Server, conflict resolution strategies

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even starmer himself is urginn world leaders to join in on da fun! he be like “yo, we gotta double down on support for ukraine by playin on dis amazin server!”

u know dis server be poppin when even da politicians be gettin in on da action. imagine buildin ur own lil world while starmer be cheerin u on from da sidelines. u gonna be feelin like a true hero, fightin off creepers and buildin epic castles while makin da world a better place.

so come on, join dis server and be a part of somethin truly special. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a shoutout from starmer himself. ain’t dat somethin to brag about to all ur minecraft buddies? so what u waitin for? join now and let’s show da world how epic minecraft can be!

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NavalnyCraft: Penal Colony Edition

HUMAN RIGHTS, putin, Legal System, Colony, Rule of Law

Yo, do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got three Navalny lawyers who got sentenced to years in a Russian penal colony for ‘extremist activity’ but don’t worry, they’re still playing Minecraft with us! Join us for some crazy adventures and build a virtual penal colony of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll become an ‘extremist’ too and get sentenced to play Minecraft with us forever! Join now for the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world!

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Jun

Raiding, Anarchy No rules PvP Survival Raiding Chaos Hardcore Factions Free-for-all Unrestricted Lawless Wild Unmoderated Clans Battle War Carnage Rebellion Mutiny Insurrection, PvP, Anarchy, Vanilla

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED! ABSOLUTELY ANARCHY! NO RULES! NO MODS! HAVE FUN! and welcom to Jun!

95.216.88.251:25924

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HomeCraft MC

Whitelisted, FRIENDSHIPS, smp, Vanilla, Connect

Welcome to Homecraft!

I’m Kortgrabb, and I’m super excited to introduce you to our awesome Minecraft community. Homecraft is all about recreating that classic vanilla SMP feeling – you know, playing with your best friends, building cool stuff together, and making memories that last.

We’re aiming for a friendly, family-like vibe where everyone feels welcome and heard. We run on trust and respect, so we don’t use griefing plugins. Instead, we count on everyone to play nice. PvP is only allowed if both players agree, so everyone can just chill and enjoy their time.

Here at Homecraft, we believe everyone should have a say. We want everyone to get involved in making decisions about the server. Your opinion matters, and we want to hear what you think as we grow together. Plus, we’ll be running regular events with some sweet prizes to keep things extra fun! We’ll also be transitioning to a whitelisted server on March 1st to ensure we maintain a close-knit and trusted community. Even better, joining the server now will automatically get you whitelisted! We’re also completely non-pay-to-win. The server is supported by donations only, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.

We want Homecraft to be more than just a server; we want it to be a place where people can connect, team up, and make some great friendships. We’d love for you to join us and become part of the Homecraft family. We can’t wait to welcome you home!

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CitySMP

smp, Infrastructure, Dynmap, Custom Enchants, Trailer

Minecraft City SMP Server Overview

Description
Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more!
Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things in general happening all around you. See how your stores and builds grow with the town, from backwater to downtown!
City SMP is an urban minecraft experiment server meant to create an experience that revolves around urban development. Large tracts of property don’t really exist here, and people live right in the towns that also contain their redstone farms, and all the stores they need or run themselves for a profit!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Can I join an existing city or create my own?

A: You are free to join an existing city, or create your own. However, creating a new town can be difficult for individual new players.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is four years old and you can still come on and add to the server’s future. Old builds are preserved but also renewed.

Q: Are there endgame mobs and custom enchants?

A: Yes, there are endgame mobs where mob difficulty levels up the farther out you go. Custom enchants also spice up gameplay. The server also has its own custom crafts from ores.

Q: Is there a server trailer I can watch?

A: Yes, you can watch the server trailer at this link: Server Trailer

WANT TO JOIN? CLICK THE LINK! Join City SMP

Pixel Dance Studio 1.21

anime characters, virtual performers, sexy dances, virtual avatars, virtual reality

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground for vtuber fans! Imagine building pixel art of your favorite virtual youtubers and having dance parties with other players! It’s like a pixelated rave, but with cute anime girls shaking their virtual booties! Plus, you can roleplay as your favorite vtuber and pretend you’re streaming to millions of adoring fans. It’s like living in a virtual world where the only rule is to have fun and post cute and sexy dances of vtubers all day, every day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

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BudgetBash Minecraft Server

Minecraft, bachelorette party, layoff, Trips, Communication Issues

Are you tired of boring weddings and bachelorette parties? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we reenact wild wedding drama like you’ve never seen before!

Picture this: you’re a bridesmaid in your cousin’s wedding, but oh no, she’s upset with you for voicing concerns about the bachelorette party’s cost. But fear not, on our server, you can reenact this drama in a hilarious and outrageous way!

Fly into Palm Springs on a $480 flight (in-game currency, of course) only to find out the party bus costs $130, the hibachi chef dinner is $80, and there’s even a charge for groceries and alcohol! Will you be able to afford it all and keep the bride happy? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions as you navigate through messages, social media posts, and unexpected expenses. Will you be able to save the day and attend the “once-in-a-lifetime” event without breaking the bank?

Join our server now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the laughs and entertainment, join today!

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