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Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Potions Brewed:	182
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	6105	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8727
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!