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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8388 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
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