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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8617 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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