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He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Star Shards Collected:	247	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	8625
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	2561	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.