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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1552 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 472 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
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Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.
