Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.
Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.
And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.
Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!
Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.
Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!
Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!
Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!
Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.
Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.
A: “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. The server has a three day ban system and no protected areas, making it a challenging environment for players.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!
Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you tired of joining server afterserver of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!
Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” update, where you can experience ASMR while playing. Yes, you heard that right, ASMR in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Take part in our crazy events like the “Endless” Battle where you have to protect the Escort Target. And don’t forget about our limited-time banners featuring weapons like the 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Trust us, you won’t find these weapons on any other server!
And let’s not forget about the new outfits available, like the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia outfit. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their character in such fabulous attire?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure at our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ASMR paradise while protecting an Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous events and banners that will make you question reality. Join us for the “Endless” Battle event where you have to protect the Escort Target from who knows what! And don’t miss out on our current banner featuring a 5* SMG called Uninvited Adieu – because who wouldn’t want a gun with a fancy name like that?
But wait, there’s more! We have new outfits available that will make your character stand out in the crowd, like the “Apprentice Maid” outfit for Cherno – because even in Minecraft, fashion is important. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our ASMR video for version 1.7, it will soothe your soul while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious entity called the Gradient of Souls…or maybe it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
We are a fully custom network with custom GUIs, plugins, and gamemodes. We currently have a oneblock RPG gamemode and an earth SMP. Soon we’ll be releasing additional gamemodes that you can’t find anywhere else.