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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 172 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Potions Brewed: | 79 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
