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TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Votes:	5083
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	280006
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	176	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	706906	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Potions Brewed:	154
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	706
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!