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CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	61	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crops Grown:	6639	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7556	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crops Grown:	3983
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	8658	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	356
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9903	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	4087	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Towns Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!