Authority MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraftyMomma

single mother, covert narcissism, bipolar disorder, grandmother, AUTHORITY

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

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Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

Elite, ruling class, Government, Privilege, AUTHORITY

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – these guys are the ones who rule over the west! And no, we’re not talking about cowboys and sheriffs, we’re talking about a group of players who have built the most epic western-themed town you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.

And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.

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Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

pro-corporation, AUTHORITY, Conservativesrw039ers, conservative beliefs, attracted

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

SLAYERS, revolution, transitioning, defiance, created

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where slayers are no longer slaying monsters but instead riding mountain bikes! Yes, you heard that right – forget swords and armor, it’s all about pedal power now!

Join us on this wild adventure where the powers that be have decided that the only way to survive in this world is by shredding gnarly trails on your trusty mountain bike. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have sick jumps and epic downhill races?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane reality where the line between fantasy and extreme sports is blurred. So grab your helmet, saddle up, and get ready to conquer the mountains in ways you never thought possible. See you on the trails, mtb slayers!

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Scrolling Through YouTube Shorts Minecraft Server

beauty, deities, Angels, Minecraft, gentleness

Are you tired of feeling like a soulless husk, constantly scrolling through YouTube shorts and feeling mentally drained? Do you crave constant stimulation but lack the willpower to grab it? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom and despair!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of life, where you can smolder the light within you and fulfill your soul with beauty and meaning. We offer a world where angels, gods, and deities battle it out in epic Minecraft battles, where the hierarchy of power is constantly shifting and nothing is as it seems.

Forget about the laziness of growth and the failures of your ancestors, on our server, you can create your own destiny and rise above the limitations of the physical world. Demons may try to outdo God’s design, but on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world of creativity, beauty, and gentleness that neither God nor the devil can provide. Embrace the chaos and madness of our server and become the master of your own destiny!

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Uppity Mods Minecraft SMP

uppity, power struggle, challenging authority, AUTHORITY, rebellion against authority

Are you tired of mods on other servers bossing you around and acting all high and mighty? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We don’t have any mods telling you what to do because we believe in chaos and freedom for all players.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own crazy creations without some mod breathing down your neck. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Be our guest!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered fortune?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs mods when you have the freedom to do whatever the heck you want?

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Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

strategy, discipline, Gathered, mobilization, Generals

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

law enforcement, Patrol, response, Justice, CopBlocker420

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

Eliminate, Curb, Superpowers, prohibit, Minecraft

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

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DebateCraft: Kids Edition

compromise, Edition, Decision making, control, Kids

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

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