Authority MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

Support, Connections, Mess, loyalty, assertive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.

But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉

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Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

real, Corporations, Space Travel, Technology, Government

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

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Mama’s Minecraft Madness

devotion, mamas, matriarch, love, maternal

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

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HippiePunkCraft – Where liberals and punks unite in the world of blocks!

AUTHORITY, Liberals, world, Politics, society

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where hippies are the law makers and punks are the police! Join us for a wild ride filled with peace, love, and chaos as we navigate this crazy world where flowers are the currency and lava pits are the new hot tubs.

Our server is the only place where you can witness a group of tie-dye wearing hippies passing laws to ban diamond pickaxes while a squad of leather-clad punks enforce the rules by throwing parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this absolutely insane community where anything goes and creativity reigns supreme.

So come on, grab your flower crown and leather jacket, and join us on this mind-blowing adventure. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

gender, Minecraft, AUTHORITY, meets, CEO

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

CREEPERS, Medical Ethics, Clinic, new world order, Healthcare

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

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GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

GOD, white race, All Father, control women, Wr-Alda

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

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RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

BUILD, Empire, AUTHORITY, Monarchy, pesky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

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King of Lichtenstein’s Minecraft Madness

Nobility, DYNASTY, Lichtensteins, future king, Allegiance

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! 🏰 Join us and become a part of the wildest kingdom ever created in the Minecraft universe. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On this server, the future king of Lichtenstein reigns supreme. And get this – all the people from Lichtenstein are his serfs! 😱 That’s right, they must obey his every command in the game. It’s like a virtual monarchy, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of crowns and scepters.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become a knight in shining armor or a wizard with magical powers. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💥🎮🔥

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Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Naruto, Adventure, leadership, Naruto: Shippuden, ninja clans

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

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