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Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4999
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

con artists, consumer fraud, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false advertising, financial fraud, fraud, Manipulation, normalized scam, NormieScamz, Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, scam, ScamCraft, shady practices, smp, swindling, Trickery, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	8927
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady

Banking, construction, corporate, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, CREEPERS, education, Environmental, finance, Government, Healthcare, Journalism, justice system, law enforcement, Media, Non-profit, oil and gas, pharmaceuticals, Politics, real estate, Shady, Technology, unethical practices

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!

PatriotCraft: Ukraine to Romania

air defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military equipment, military support, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, nato allies, Patriot air defense system, PatriotCraft, regional stability, Romania, security partnership, strategic alliance, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

LOL ukraine got a sick new toy from romania, it’s like christmas in july up in here! now ukraine can blast those pesky missiles outta the sky like a boss. come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of defending your base with patriot air defense systems! who needs creepers when u got missiles to blow up? join now and be a true patriot defender in the world of blocks and explosions!

ComplimentCraft – Fashionista Edition

Appearance, Attention, chance, city life, clothes, ComplimentCraft, compliments, Confidence, earbuds, Edition, fashion, fashionista, hearing impaired, Missed, Self-expression, Social Interaction, street style, Style, unaware, UNNOTICED, Urban, Walking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, dis server be like a fashion show on steroids, ya feel me? We got players struttin’ around in diamond-studded armor, rockin’ Gucci helmets, and flexin’ with their Louis Vuitton pickaxes. If you ain’t stylin’ and profilin’ on this server, you might as well be wearin’ a potato sack.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a freakin’ catwalk, where you gotta sashay your way to safety while dodgin’ creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like a Battle Royale, but with more glitter and explosions.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party? Yeah, we got a dance floor that’s lit AF, complete with DJ villagers spinnin’ the sickest beats. So if you wanna party like it’s 1999 (or 2999, whatever), you better join this server pronto. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fabulousness goin’ down here.