BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Alexander Lukashenko, armenia, authoritarian regime, Belarus, BelarusBlock, Boycott, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, pm, Politics, president, protest, Server, Statement, Tension, travel

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so like, u know how the Armenia PM was all like “i ain’t goin to Belarus as long as that Lukashenko dude is there”? well, that’s cuz he heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and he didn’t wanna miss out on all the craziness goin on there! like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond wings, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide, it’s INSANE! plus, if u join now, u get a free llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva, like who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?! so come join us and let’s make Lukashenko jealous that he ain’t invited to the party!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

#My dear Americans, AMERICANS, Attack, authoritarian regime, Capture, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, destroy, drafted, germany, iran, iraq, Israel, Last week, together, YeehawCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

NATOvsRussiaMC

aggression, Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Divisions, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, fm, foreign policy, international relations, Lithuania, Military, Moscow, nato, NATOvsRussiaMC, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ores Mined:	8388
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping districts and cross-play collide in chaos! (110 characters)

bedrock edition, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community Experience, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, districts, friendly community, Fun Environment, grief-free, INCLUSIVE, livesystem, Mob Drops, Online Map, player homes, Player Ranks, player trust, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Tweaks, Voting, welcoming server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7155
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Crafted Survival Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival.
Do you allow griefing?	No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting.

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ores Mined:	8472
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1077

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7559
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6224	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	161
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

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