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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9512 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.