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Nuke or Commies MC

A bomb, Allied Powers, atomic bomb, axis powers, Commies, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Diplomacy, hiroshima, historical events, international relations, Japan, military strategy, nagasaki, nuclear weapons, Nuke, offensive, peace negotiations, russia, Surrender, War, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the real reason Japan surrendered – because they heard about our epic PvP battles and knew they couldn’t compete! Our server is so intense, even Russia joined in just to witness the chaos. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of blocky warfare!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – Where Pixels Meet Swords!

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, bros, Class, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Gate, Karmic Dice, long rest, Meet, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, Patch, PC, pixels, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, Swords, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us and become one of the Chosen of the Dumbass Three, where you can embark on quests, romance companions, and even recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but you might miss out on a sexy scene, just saying).

Long rest often to unlock companion interactions and don’t forget to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And if you consume tadpoles, be prepared for a DC21 Wisdom check that could affect your appearance – talk about a glow-up!

Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls for romance options, race choices, class preferences, and companion selections – your voice matters in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few insane storylines). Join us now and become a legend in the Chosen of the Dumbass Three Edition Minecraft server!

Hyperius SMP: Where the only thing more complex than geopolitics is trying to whitelist yourself!

active community, beginner kit, complex, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Facebook Page, Faction, geopolitical strategy, Geopolitics, Government, Hyperius, Laws, Nation building, Player Ranks, PvP, Resources, resources camp, smp, Staff support, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	Iperios Minecraft Server
Features	Create nations, refine McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth, custom enchants
Plugins	Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, CrazyEnchants

FAQ

How do I join the server?

First, join the Discord server and ask for whitelist. For the IP and starter information, check the message in #info-new-players. A staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit to start.

What is Geopolitics in the server?

Geopolitics in the server involve conquering resource camps to gain geopolitical resources for expanding your nation. Resources and buildings can be created with a complete list available on the Discord channels.

How can I create or join a nation?

You can create your own nation with a form of government, laws, and ranks. If you prefer, you can also join a nation that is already created by other players on the server.

What are some key features of the server?

The server offers the ability to create and refine nations, participate in wars, gain wealth, and use custom enchants to enhance gameplay. There are also various plugins for added functionality.

Where can I find more information about the server?

For more information about the server, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn and the Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crafty iPSP: Mine & Game

classic games, Crafty, Entertainment, Game, game suggestions, Gaming, gaming classics, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming nostalgia, gaming on ipad, gaming on the go, gaming on the move, gaming recommendations, Handheld Gaming, ipad, iPSP, portable gaming, psp games, PSP recommendations, Recommendations, retro gaming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of playing boring old PSP games on your iPad? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to go back to those lame PSP games again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

QuadCraft: Because who needs just one when you can have four?

QuadCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that only have 3 dimensions? Well, look no further because our server defies all logic and has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR dimensions! That’s right, you can travel to a dimension where pigs fly, trees talk, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments for the chance to win a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to possess the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy baby chicks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Wooloo▸ The fluffiest Minecraft server! Minecraft server

administration, artist, Auction, Cheating, Chess, Cities, city, decorations, Development, Economy, Events, Fluffy, Furry, Labyrinths, Minecraft, Parkours, questions, Server, Suggestions, Traders, vk, WOOLOO

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

IP:WOOLOO.FUN / Version 1.20.4

Our Wooloo bun invites everyone to the server

A server without unnecessary plugins with a nice atmosphere and friendly players! ❤

On Wooloo you can become an artist, create your own masterpieces and post them in the gallery!

You can play chess with a friend, go through complex labyrinths and parkours!

Events almost every day are the most diverse and unusual!

Huge amount of home decorations in /hdb

Construction of the actual city on the server!

Do you want to create a city and have the town be official on the server?

The administration will help you with this!

No cheating guaranteed 99.9%

Economically developed server with auction and traders!

The server is under development! Have questions? Ask! Any suggestions? Write – vk.com/lerman1 or in group messages?

wooloo.fun

Mine-archy: Where we waste hours building virtual stuff instead of our real lives! 1.20.X

#exciting, 1.20.X, Active, Adventure, Bedwars, building, Community, Fun, gameplay, HOURS, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, lives, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, Players, prop hunt, real, Server, smp, Stuff, Trailer, virtual, Waste, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3826
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP and Minigames
Website	https://landsofminearchy.com
IP Address	play.minearchy.com
Bedrock IP Address	bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Lands of Minearchy?	Lands of Minearchy is a combination of SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and various minigames.
Are new players welcome?	Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and participate.
What kind of minigames are available?	There is a wide range of minigames available, including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s website at https://landsofminearchy.com for more details.
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address play.minearchy.com in the Minecraft client.
Can Bedrock edition players join the server?	Yes, Bedrock players can join using the IP bedrock.minearchy.com with port 19132.

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	187
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

LazyCraft: Where Oversleeping and Taking it Easy is the Only Way to Play

calmness, EASY, lazy day, LazyCraft, Leisurely, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Peaceful, Play, recharge, Rejuvenate, rejuvenating sleep., REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, stress free, taking it easy, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of all those hardcore Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage oversleeping and taking it easy!

Forget about mining for resources or fighting off mobs, here you can just chill in your virtual hammock and catch some Z’s. Our server is so laid back, even the creepers have been known to take naps instead of blowing you up.

Join us for a relaxing and stress-free Minecraft experience where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your character gets enough beauty sleep. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so easy?

NUC Direwolf20: Minecraft for the smart and slightly older kids, version 1.12.2!

1.12.2, direwolf20, discord server, Feed The Beast, Hosting, Kids, Minecraft, Modded, monk, morph, NUC, Older, Players, Server, slightly, Smart, Version, voice chat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Divine Spears Created:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Modded
Server Version	1.12.2
Age Requirement	14+
Mod Pack	Feed The Beast Direwolf20 version 2.9.0
Player Limit	5 players max (including host)

Brief Overview:

Hello, I’m hosting a Feed The Beast Direwolf20 server with a maximum of 5 players (including me). More players are needed. The Morph mod and monk mod are disabled. Voice chat is preferred.

Join my discord server for more information.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the discord server link provided above and following the instructions.
Is there a specific age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 14+.
What mods are included in the server?	The server uses the Feed The Beast Direwolf20 mod pack version 2.9.0 with Morph mod and monk mod disabled.
What is the player limit on the server?	The server has a maximum player limit of 5, including the host.
Is voice chat required?	Voice chat is preferred but not mandatory.