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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	83310
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4871
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	175
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

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SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	194
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	1302	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	923788
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!