u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!
u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.
we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.
DieMeesMCis a friendly and growing community. We have one game: Elderhood. This game is a mix between Survival, Kingdoms and skyrim. A cool open world game with custom armor, rings, weapons, mounts and more. Most of our players are Dutch and Belgian but there are other players from around the world as well! Everyone is welcome. The server is in English.
Elderhood is a open world survival game with races and skilltrees. You can level your character start a kingdom conquer land and became a ruler of Elderhood. Join now and start your own kingdom!
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