u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!
u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.
we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.
So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. Itβs been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.
Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.
As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.
After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.
Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.
So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and talking cows that tell jokes all day long. our dungeons are filled with dancing skeletons and singing creepers. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next!
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a super intelligent llama who can speak 10 different languages? yeah, he’s pretty much a genius. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky, alien-inspired minecraft server!
We are a safe space to hang out and play 1.20.1 (java) Minecraft – including LGBTQ+, neurodivergent, etc.! However, you must be 16 or older to join.
This server is focused on exploration and making sure that dull moments are hard to find with mods such as:
– Create (and many of it’s addons)– Origins (which you can suggest!)– Ender’s Cataclysm– Ice and Fire– And more!
And don’t worry, if fighting isn’t your style there are plenty of cooking and decoration mods to decorate whatever kind of building you desire – as well as claims to protect anything from being stolen!
In order to join the server you must join the discord server to be whitelisted:https://discord.gg/gwYhC6td
We hope to see you soon!
208.189.208.97
| Survival || Creative || Community |
| Aethyria is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community. |
| IP address: aethyria.apexmc.co |
| Discord: https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8 |
| =[ SPECS ]= |
| β’ 5GB RAM |
| β’ 25 player slots |
| β’ Server software: Paper 1.21 –> Join with versions 1.9 – 1.21 |
| β’ 99.99% uptime and 20 TPS on average |
| =[ PLUGINS ]= |
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| =[ ETHOS ]= |
| We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers. |
| =[ EXPERIENCE ]= |
| The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course! |
| Q: Are there any rules on the server? | A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must abide by to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server. |
| Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18? | A: Our server is open to players of all ages, but we do require that all players conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner. |
| Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions? | A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win prizes. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements. |
| Q: Can I use mods on the server? | A: We allow certain mods that do not give players unfair advantages or disrupt the server’s gameplay. Please check with our staff before using any mods. |
| Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules? | A: If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a staff member either in-game or on Discord with evidence of the violation. |
Join our server for a chance to embark on epic adventures, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even win the heart of /a/s favorite blonde girl. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate blonde babe yourself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blonde madness begin!
