Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8921
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	9913	Animals Bred:	152
Magic Items Found:	4206	Enchantments Applied:	239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	1054	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	176
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Zombie Dances:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5240
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9749
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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