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VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN ANIMAL AGRICULTURE! WE AINT ABOUT DEM GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, WE ALL ABOUT DEM PLANT-BASED DIETS, YO! COME ON IN AND HELP US SAVE DA PLANET BY BUILDIN’ FARMS AND GROWIN’ VEGGIES LIKE A BOSS! WE GON’ REDUCE DEM EMISSIONS BY 68% AND MAKE MOTHER EARTH DO A HAPPY DANCE! LET’S GET CRAZY AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #PLANTPOWER #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTSAVIOURS 🌱🌍💪 -
Eternal Sorrow 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of people not giving a single shit about you! We care about everyone equally (kinda)! We’ll make sure you suffer as little as possible in our virtual world. No one runs away when things get tough, because we’re all in this together! Escape the void of loneliness and join us in the blissful void of Minecraft! Don’t kill yourself, just kill some creepers with us instead! -
FizzCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your family? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual treats for yourself! No more sharing, no more guilt, just pure snack-filled bliss.Just like the sparkling water dilemma, you can have your own virtual stash of goodies without anyone stealing them from you. Build your own snack fortress and protect it from hungry players who want a taste of your delicious treasures.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your own little piece of paradise in the form of virtual snacks. Join our server and indulge in all the treats you desire, guilt-free! Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fun?
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PreggoProblemsMC
Are you tired of boring old professors who don’t even tell you when they’re pregnant? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the professors are expecting and ready to give birth at any moment! Don’t worry, they’ll still grade your research papers while in labor – talk about dedication!But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous group project stories, like the time a student accidentally built a rollercoaster instead of a research lab, or when someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet. You never know what wacky adventures await you on our server!
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate about whether it’s appropriate to ask a pregnant professor to read your research paper. It’s all in good fun on our server – where the only rule is to have a good time!
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Space Hibernation Fun
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.Join now and be a space traveler, cuz this is totally gonna help you live longer and slow down your metabolism for those long space journeys. Who needs a rocket ship when you got neurons in mice, amirite? So come on, join the fun and become a Minecraft astronaut on our server!
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Mystic Pixelrealm 1.21.4
Bruh, have you ever seen a Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? This server is like watching a sci-fi mahou shojo show, but in blocky pixel form! Like, imagine fighting evil mobs with magical powers and exploring futuristic landscapes, it’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never feel alone on this server. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of sci-fi and magic in Minecraft! It’s gonna blow your mind, dude. -
CraftyFamilyDrama
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!Just like Jane’s insatiable cravings, you’ll have insatiable cravings to join our server and see what outrageous events unfold next. From mysterious pregnancies to bizarre birth stories, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.
And just like Jane shutting down and refusing to answer questions, our server will leave you speechless with its jaw-dropping moments. Join now and be a part of the drama, because who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?