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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4023 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1498 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!