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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7070 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted builds? Sick of getting ganked by mobs in the dead of night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is SAFER than Japan! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! Our server has a zero creepers policy and our admin team patrols the virtual streets, making sure no skeletons or zombies are causing any trouble.
But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.
