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FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	2035	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	5604
New Chunks Explored:	896233	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchantments Applied:	242
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5030
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Potions Brewed:	113
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6195	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6938
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!