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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 856 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2131 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.