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PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6014	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	1321
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Towns Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6927	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8046	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!