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TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!

Advocates, China, cross-strait tensions, death, death penalty, Diehard, diplomatic tensions, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Legal System, Peace efforts, penalty, political tensions, security concerns, taiwan, TaiwanTrotters, Threats, travel advisory, Visit, worry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!

u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!

we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.

so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.

GatorBaitMC

alligator attacks, alligator awareness, alligator behavior, alligator conservation, alligator safety, ALLIGATORS, Animal Behavior, animal psychology, feeding alligators, GatorBaitMC, human safety, human-animal interactions, human-wildlife conflict, nuisance gators, pet safety, wildlife conservation, Wildlife Education, wildlife feeding, wildlife management, wildlife protection, Wildlife research

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and it’s like a wild jungle out there. but not just any jungle, a jungle filled with alligators. but get this, these alligators are like, super chill and friendly. they won’t bite your head off or anything.

you see, these alligators have been fed by humans for so long that they actually think we’re their best buds. they’ll follow you around, protect you from any mobs trying to mess with you, and even help you find diamonds.

so, if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of having a gang of alligators as your loyal companions, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you have a pet alligator in minecraft? it’s like living in your own crazy adventure movie.

CraftoPia Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft SMP Gaming India Lifesteal Mobsteal Network Staff Version 1.16 Fun Experience Join Players Gamemodes Discovering Community Multiplayer Adventure Explore Survival, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Craftopia Network is a Minecraft server network from India that specializes in SMP gamemodes like Lifesteal and Mobsteal. New players are invited to join, where network staff will be hard at work to ensure them a great gaming experience. Connect now using any version of Minecraft 1.16 or higher, and come have fun discovering everything you can about Craftopia Network!

play.craftopia.fun:19133

Dabwork.net

2011, beta 1.7.3, building, cool things, discord server, end dimension, garage hosting, giant tree, House, MCMMO, member, Minecraft, Moderator, Multiverse, Overworld, pixel art, programmer art, resource pack, Server, Skylands, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Visitor

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchantments Applied:	119
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

THIS SERVER USES THE GOLDEN DAYS RESOURCE PACK, PLEASE HAVE PROGRAMMER ART TURNED ON BEFORE JOINING

This server is a BUILDING focused server so don’t expect to be able to go into the end dimension. Think of this server as one of those servers you joined in 2011 where it was being hosted from a guy’s garage. This server generates beta 1.7.3 terrain while being on newer versions of minecraft. This is they type of server where you build lots of cool things and every new player goes “wow! people built that?”. We have Multiverse handling 2 types of worlds currently, you have the regular overworld and the skylands. Both are areas in which players can live and build in

You can build many things, even if you’re not skilled at it. You could build a house, a giant tree, pixel art, etc

When you join for the first time you will be a Visitor and UNABLE TO BUILD, this prevents random people from joining and causing destruction. You will need to join the discord server or ask a moderator to make you a member, however please look around first before you decide on becoming a member. I want people to play where they enjoy the style and feel of the server.

dabwork.net

TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]

5000×5000, Bigotry, Coreprotect, Discord, dog-whistles, Dynmap, Griefing, laid back, LGBTQ, Minecraft, new, priority, rules, Safety, Server, smp, Survival, tinycraft, world border

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hello, TinyCraft is a small 5000×5000 world border server with no land protection plugins – however, we have CoreProtect which allows us to easily trace and revert griefing if needed. We opened on the 18th of June so the world is fairly new. Our ruleset is fairly laid-back, with only two real rules:

1. Don’t be a jerk!

2. Don’t hack/cheat.

Whether you’re new to Minecraft or an experienced player we would love to have you on our SMP.

Join our discord server here!View our Dynmap here!

This is an LGBTQ+ friendly server and your safety is top priority. Bigotry and dog-whistles have no place here!

tinycraft.serv.nu

Mystmoor: Where griefing is just a myth and PvP is like a friendly hug, but still on Hard Mode! Join now on Paper 1.20.6!

1.20.6, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Friendly, gameplay, Grief, Griefing, HARD, Hug, Immersive builds, instagram, Join, measures, Mode, Mystmoor, Myth, Overworld, Paper, pay to win, PvP, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	219	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ac-valhalla-yule-festival-2022/">Mystmoor: Vanilla</a> SMP

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features
Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV
Website: https://mystmoor.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP?

To join our community, please visit our website and follow the instructions for joining the Discord server.

2. Is this server strictly vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, we aim to maintain an authentic vanilla gameplay experience with sensible enhancements.

3. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of community guidelines that all players are expected to adhere to. Please refer to our Discord or website for more information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP?

Yes, we welcome new members who share our passion for the classic Minecraft experience. Feel free to invite your friends to join our community.

ElevatorTunesMC Server

chill vibes, connection through music, deep connection, diverse interests, eclectic taste, Elevator Music, ElevatorTunesMC, imagination, loop, music lover, mutual understanding, niche music, non-judgmental, open communication, open-minded, Relating, Relaxation, Server, shared experiences, Unconventional, Understanding, unique taste

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	3516
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only music you hear is the sound of zombies moaning? Well, come join our server where we have a resident player who listens to elevator music on loop! That’s right, you can vibe to smooth tunes while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens and lead them into battle against the evil mobs. Imagine riding into battle on a chicken steed, clucking your way to victory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Get ready to boogie with skeletons and party with pigs like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

BaguetteCraft, french actress, french beauty, french blogger, french chic, french cuisine, French Culture, french designer, french elegance, french fashion, French Girl, french influencer, french language, french lifestyle, french model, french singer, French style, french travel, french women, Minecraft, nos francaises, parisian style, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have the most fabulous French girls you’ve ever seen! Post your favorite French girl and watch as she builds the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks while sipping on a glass of virtual champagne. Join our server for a chance to chat with these chic ladies and maybe even learn a little French along the way. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a French fashion show in Minecraft? Ooh la la!

StepDadCraft

adoption, blended family, Boundaries, emotional connection, family dynamics, family pressure, family traditions, father figure, father’s name, generational legacy, Grieving Process, Identity, last name, love, loyalty, parental expectations, personal choice, relationships, stepdad, StepDadCraft, stepfamily

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of family drama in real life and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any stepdad drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can craft your own destiny without anyone pressuring you to change your name or adopt them as your dad!

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds without any family arguments, and explore a world where the only pressure is to survive the night from creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict “no stepdad adoption” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your in-game family will never try to force you into changing your name.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet dog that you can name after your real dad in honor of your loyalty to him. See you in the game, where the only AITA question you’ll have is “Am I the best builder in this world?”

SiblingRift Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, estranged siblings, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, family rift, Minecraft, Server, sibling break-up, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling estrangement, sibling fallout, sibling issues, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, sibling tension, SiblingRift, Siblings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along? Join our server and witness the epic tale of two siblings who used to rule the land together, until a disagreement over who found the first diamond tore them apart! Will they ever reconcile? Will they team up to take down the Ender Dragon? Find out on our server, where drama and diamonds collide!