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AntikytheraCraft: Lunar Year Tracker

Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Antikythera mechanism, AntikytheraCraft, archaeological find, astronomical instrument, Astronomy, Calendar, celestial navigation, Evidence, Greek lunar year, historical artifact, Lunar, lunar calendar, Mechanism, new, research, scientific discovery, study, technological advancement, track, Tracker, year

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	891	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you know that ancient greek thingy that tracked the moon or whatever? well, we got one of those too, but it’s made out of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and get this, it actually works! like, you can track the moon and stuff on our server, how cool is that?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats? yeah, they’re super stealthy and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? it’s like, the most awesome place to play minecraft ever. come join us and let the adventure begin!

DeathCraft.de

Addictive, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, DeathCraft, DeathCraft.de, decision, DISCOVER, Economy, Experience, Fight, gaming experience, Minecraft, Mini Games, NEW LEVEL, PvP, Server, Survival, Ultimate, Unique, worlds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to DeathCraft.de! Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? With us you will experience Survival Minecraft on a whole new level. Our server offers you an addictive gaming experience where every decision counts. Fight for survival, discover new worlds and become part of our unique community!

DeathCraft.de:19132

CraftyCooking Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Chef, chef life, Cooking, cooking channel, cooking show, CraftyCooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary arts, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Food, food preparation, foodie, homemade, kitchen, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, recipe, Server, Tasty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	118
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chef in town is always cooking up something crazy! From giant diamond cakes to lava soup, you never know what delicious (or dangerous) dish he’ll come up with next. Join our server if you want to taste-test these wild creations and maybe even learn a thing or two about culinary Minecraft skills.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding wool blocks and llama spit attacks as you navigate through our world!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the haunted mansion on the outskirts of town. Legend has it that the ghosts of past players still haunt the halls, but if you can make it through without getting scared off, you might just find some valuable loot hidden within its walls.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

RussianBeautiesMC: Where Beauty Never Fades! Minecraft Server

ageless, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, charming, classic beauty, Elegant, Enchanting, eternal beauty, FADES, feminine, graceful, Irresistible, Long hair, Minecraft, radiant, russian culture, russian women, RussianBeautiesMC, Server, Slavic beauty, Stunning, timeless beauty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	150	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	788	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with the beauty of Russian women who will never fade (literally, they’re immortal). Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a supermodel, battle creepers with a Russian spy, and build the most fabulous castles with a team of Russian fashion designers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden vodka stash, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of Minecraft and Russian glamour! Da, da, da!

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, coping with self harm, healing from self harm, mental health awareness, mental health journey, overcoming self harm, self harm recovery, self harm recovery community, self harm recovery inspiration, self harm recovery journey, self harm recovery journey reflection, self harm recovery journey update, self harm recovery motivation, self harm recovery process, self harm recovery progress, self harm recovery resources, self harm recovery stories, self harm recovery success, self harm recovery tips, self harm survivors, self-harm support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crops Grown:	5123

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got a community of players who used to self-harm but have now found solace in building virtual worlds together. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few creeper explosions (both in-game and IRL)! So come on, join us and let’s turn those scars into building blocks of friendship!

UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption

Absorption, Bardella, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign policy, French, geopolitical tensions, international relations, leader, nationalism, Politics, right wing, Russian, Russian imperialism, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, world news

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	4996
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!!

Cow2BurgerCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, animal, Beef, beef burger, beef industry, burger, Cheese, CHEESEBURGER, cow, Cow2BurgerCraft, dairy, environmental impact, ethical sourcing, Farm, fast food, Food, food production, local farming, meat, same cow

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	141
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!

Minecord

Create, Cross-Play, Discord, free server, high quality servers, KitPvP, Minecord, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, SERVER HOST, service, Support, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	325535

Free Minecraft Server Host, and purchase cheap high quality servers. We have good service and 24/7 support. Come join the server, join the discord and start creating your free Minecraft server today. https://minecord.net

minecord.net

Vintage Minecraft: Where ancient players duke it out with grief protection. 1.20+ fun awaits!

ADMIN, Ancient, Awaits, Builder, Community Focused, Duke, Essentials, Fun, Golden Shovel, Grief, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Minecraft, minecraft server, Moderator, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, Players, Protection, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Trial-moderator, Vanilla, vintage

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1708
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OldSchool MC Server Overview

IP Address	172.96.164.101:25583
Land Claiming	Players can claim land using a golden shovel
Claim Limits	Players start with 2000 claim blocks and earn more for every hour played
Player Heads	50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins	Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
Staff Hiring	1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, 1 Builder – /warp apply for more details

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use a golden shovel received in /kit starter to mark the perimeter of the land you want to claim
Can I earn more claim blocks?	Yes, earn more claim blocks for every hour played on the server
What are the chances of getting player heads?	There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
What staff positions are available for hiring?	Currently hiring for 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, and 1 Builder – apply at /warp apply

CraftyChatter Minecraft Server

Address, Communication, Conversation, CraftyChatter, dialogue, Etiquette, Expression, formal, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, informal, Language, Manners, Minecraft, politeness, Pronouns, Respect, Server, social norms, speaking, Title, VERBAL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3914

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mr. Madam! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!

2. Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have all sorts of wacky mounts for you to choose from, including unicorns, dragons, and even a giant rubber ducky.

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer dance moves!

4. Ever wanted to play Minecraft in space? Well, on Mr. Madam, we have a special space-themed world where you can build your very own intergalactic empire. Just be careful of the alien creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Madam today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – things tend to get a little crazy around here!