Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

national identity, Australian identity, aussie humor, cultural critique, Aussie

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx

substance abuse, alcoholism, mental health, Medications, aussies

so, like, u know how u drink too much and then u need help but u dont wanna admit it? well, this server is like the meds for that but for minecraft addiction. we got naltrexone and acamprosate to help u stop playing so much minecraft. join us and get treated for ur addiction while still playing the game u love. its like magic, but not really. just join and see for urself. u wont regret it, unless u do, but thats ur problem, not ours. just come and have fun, or dont. its up to u, but u should totally join. like, now.

BlockDownUnder

research, US, English-speaking countries, life expectancy, Australians

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Koalas Drool

prejudice, misconceptions, aussies, rule, UnderCraft

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aussies who will show you that intelligence is overrated when you have a boomerang in hand!

Join us for epic battles where we ride emus into battle and throw shrimp on the barbie to distract our enemies. Our community is as diverse as the Outback, with players from all over the world coming together to build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen.

So hop on your kangaroo and come join us for a ripper of a time on our Minecraft server. Who needs brains when you’ve got a vegemite sandwich and a diamond sword? G’day mate, let’s get crafting!

Wanna join a server full of Aussies and kangaroos? AussieSMP is waiting for you! 😂 #MinecraftMadness 🦘

Server, Join, full, MinecraftMadness, smp

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Link to Discord
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP Overview

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted, so players need to apply to join. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main aim is to keep Vanilla mechanics intact
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for protection

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
No excessive swearing
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

Apply with caution:

Make sure to understand and abide by the rules when applying to the server. Failure to do so may result in removal from the community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can players from outside Australia and New Zealand join?

Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join, but keep in mind your latency might be higher due to the server location.

2. Are there plans for server resets?

There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds. It is meant for long-term survival gameplay.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in removal from the community.

4. What currency is used in the player shops?

Diamonds are used as currency for trading in player shops.

5. What are some special features of the server?

Some special features include a land-claiming system, multiple worlds, and a creative server for building without limits.

6. How can I get more information about the server?

You can join the server’s Discord for updates, community resources, and to chat with other players.

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

UnderCraft, culture, aussie warmth, aussie spirit, aussie slang

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

rich cunts, bondi blitz, schizos, protest, ad blockers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

drug epidemic, Societal Problems, government assistance, drug abuse, drug misuse

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

Dusty Chill SMP 18+ Fun!

redstone engineering enthusiasts, community-driven initiatives, welcoming online environment, Relaxed Survival Gameplay, chill adult Minecraft

DUSTY SMP

Join the fun! This is a chill Minecraft spot made for adults (18+). Since 2019, players have built cool stuff together. From cozy cabins to big cities, it’s all about creativity and friends.

What’s Cool Here?

Redstone Fun: From simple builds to wild machines.
Relaxed Vibe: Perfect for folks who want a laid-back time.

Server Info

IP: mc.dustyhub.net

Links

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Check the website for more info before joining!

Guidelines

No hate speech.
No floating trees.
No PvP without asking.
No cheats, hacks, or stealing.

Simple, right? 😊

Featured Plugins

Skills: Level up your character.
Portalis: Easy travel item. Get it here.
With-Me: Keep gear after you die. Your sword "Timmy" stays with you!
Paths: Speed boost on paths. Make your world look nice!

Hope to see you there! 👋

Clover SMP Chill Zone 18+ SMP

Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Discover Hidden Resources, Join the Fun Today, Adventure Through Realms, Home Plugin Convenience

Clover SMP [Semi-Vanilla] 18+

Welcome to Clover SMP! A chill spot for folks 18 and up. Here, you can:

Build Anywhere: Let your mind run wild. Create what you want!
Explore Dimensions: Check out the overworld, nether, and end for cool stuff.
Stay Safe: Use gear to protect yourself and your pals.

Never Get Lost With the homes plugin, finding your way back is easy!

Cosmetic Fun Use neat plugins like the head database to make your builds pop.

Join Us! To get in, hop on our Discord and get whitelisted. Join Discord

See you in-game!