🎉🛠️WELCOME, LEGENDARY BLOCKY BEINGS!🛠️🎉
Are you tired of your boring life? Y’know, the one where you pay your bills and stuff? Well, it’s time to throw that all into the void and join the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the pixelated universe! Why? Oh boy, lemme tell ya!
🦄 DINOSAUR T-REXES WITH KUNG FU SKILLS! 🦄 Ever wondered what would happen if a T-Rex learned karate? Well, in this SMP, you don’t have to wonder! They might be 3 blocks tall, but their roundhouse kicks can send you flying into NEXT WEEK! Join us, and you might just find yourself having epic dino fights while building a castle made of candy corn! 🍭🍬
🔮 MAGICAL CHEESE MONSTERS! 🔮 Did I mention the cheese? Yeah! There’s a freakin’ cheese monster that roams the land at night, and legend says it grants wishes if you can survive its cheesy wrath. Just avoid talking about dairy. Trust me; you don’t wanna bring up lactose intolerance around that guy.
👽 UNLIMITED DRAGONS THAT SPIT PIZZA! 👽 You heard me right! You think that dragon just spits fire? Nope! In this SMP, our dragons only breathe pepperoni pizza!🍕 One slice can heal you up to 100 hearts! Just try not to get sauce on your diamond armor, ’cause it’s a pain to clean. And oh—if dragons don’t fly you away to pizza paradise, they’ll totally just sit on you, which is like, super heavy. 😅
🏰 EPIC HEISTS WITH A BUNCH OF RABBITS! 🏰 We’re talking about the Great Rabbit Heist of 2023! 🐰 They’ve got tiny masks and everything! Join the crew of floppy-eared rascals, and “borrow” gold from the villagers! Just be ready for a massive chase because they always call the TOWN GUARD! They really don’t like having their gold stolen, what a bunch of no-fun-allowed losers!
🦾 A VILLAGER WHO THINKS HE’S A SUPERHERO! 🦾 This dude’s convinced he’s the chosen one. He’s always wearing a cape made of bed sheets, and he’s out there trying to save us from the “Evil Non-Farming Villagers” or whatever. He’s like that friend who won’t stop talking about their conspiracy theories, but—wait for it—he might actually be onto something! Or he just ripped all his crops apart to make a costume? WHO KNOWS?!
🎈 FREE PUMPKIN APRICOT SANDWICHES! 🎈 Guess what? If you log in today, you may get a coveted pumpkin apricot sandwich! It’s totally made up, but who’s counting? Just dive into the fridge of dreams and hope you don’t end up with a creeper in there instead. 😊
So what are you waiting for? Your destiny as a blocky legend calls!!! Join us before the cheese monsters start their daily dance-off and you miss out! Because if you aren’t in this SMP, are you even living? 🤷♂️
P.S. DONT FORGET TO BRING RAINBOW TOAST! It’s essential. 🍞🌈
Let’s get blocky, fam!!!
Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:
Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!
Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.
Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!
The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!
Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!
Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"
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| Server Name: | UneasyVanilla |
| IP: | uneasyvanilla.com |
| Version: | 1.21.4 |
| Player Count: | Varies |
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Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Mods that do not provide unfair advantages are allowed. Check our rules for details.
Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?
A: Griefing and raiding are allowed, but use of hacks/cheats is strictly prohibited.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?
A: No, we maintain a completely vanilla experience without plugins.
Q: How can I join the community?
A: Join our Discord server for discussions, events, and connecting with other players.
Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server?
A: We do not have any pay-to-win elements or in-game purchases for advantages.
Midnight Minecraft is a server that focuses on group builds, and we are looking for new players to join our small community. We opened our server on 14th December, and we’re planning to stick around for a long time.
The modpack currently contains over 400 mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, Hexerei, various dimensions mods, and Lootr.
| Project | Description |
|---|---|
| Midnight Island | A fantasy themed town around spawn |
| Tinker Town | A steampunk/factory themed town for Create factories |
| Nether Railway | Connecting various locations in the Nether |
| Community Farms | Farms for community use, focusing more on collaboration than shops |
To join, head over to our Discord server, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/UTEt7Czu5Y
The modpack currently contains over 400 mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, Hexerei, various dimensions mods, and Lootr.
Some projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether Railway, and Community Farms.
To join, simply join our Discord server, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted.
Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Creepers | They explode *when* they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where *cats run* for president! |
| Infinite Cows | All cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk. |
| Portal to Uncooked Salmon | Saving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment! |
| Time-Loss Emporium | Trade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what *time* is! |
| Magical Beer Wizard | He’ll ask you the best brand of beer *before* giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?
Q: What version of Minecraft is it?
A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!
“Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”
“Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”
“What is the best BEER?”
Beneath the pixelated veneer of this mundane world lies a truth so twisted that even the blocks themselves tremble. A mysterious invitation has been sent out, and only the chosen few dare to accept. Will you face the minions of exclusion? Will you encounter the Ghost of FOMO past?
You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a tumultuous vortex of friendships that shouldn’t exist, conflicts that defy logic, and an experience redefining personal relationships in block form.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Council of Seven | Join a circle of bafflingly complex alliances that shift with each sunrise—will you find friendship or betrayal? |
| The Void of Mary | A dark realm where friends go missing, echoing with the hollow cries of the left-out. Vox Populi may lead you to uncover her secrets. |
| The Uninvitable Show | Navigate this reality-bending concert where three players form a perfect quartet, but where does that leave you? Beware the Stalker of Envy! |
| Adventures in Apathy | Participate in quests where potential friendships are socially engineered under the guise of “laziness.” Can you patch these rifts? |
| Dynamic Relationships | Watch as friend dynamics evolve into absurd power struggles every minute. Will you sway opinion or become the next victim of betrayal? |
“Mary didn’t even ask about my pet, and I had a pet cactus die last week. They have feelings too, you know!” — Frustrated Player #327
“I thought joining would be fun, but now I’m questioning every friendship I’ve ever had! Help!” — Existential Player #42
“Is it too much to ask a friend to just text me back? This is worse than a Creeper explosion!” — Disgruntled Noob
Two years ago, a portly figure named Confusion uttered a prophecy: as friendships splinter in the realm of Minecraft, chaos shall reign supreme! Players alike began to build not just structures but tangled webs of emotional debris. By joining, you might just uncover your connection to the mystical forces of… Quadratic Relationship Theory?
Caution: Whispered tales alert you to the Creeper Conspiracy where Mary’s Revenge lurks in the shadows! One invite could unlock unspeakable horrors—a flicker in the undercurrents of friendship!
This server is known to bend minds and warp hearts! Players report sudden urges to ask existential questions about relationships, followed by sudden explosions of laughter from absurdities unfolding in their gaming lives!
Not recommended for players looking for stability.
Join Rifts in Reality—but tread carefully! Here, friendships twist like a poorly built redstone machine and relationships collapse under the weight of a single whisper!
Join us now! You might find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of social entanglement, realizing you could have been a lone wolf, but instead you’re the block holding everything together!
Will you be the savior or the harbinger of doom? The choice is yours, but remember—Mary is always watching from the shadows with a bow and an arrow of unrequested invites.
Is Mary here? Maybe. Maybe not. Does it even matter anymore?
Should I invite my friends? Only if they’re willing to question their existence, friendships, and possibly the fabric of the universe itself.
Step lightly, dear player, step lightly—this is the Minecraft server where to be invited is both a curse and a privilege, and nothing is as it seems!
Firstly, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco made entirely of glowing squid ink and funky beats? Like seriously, at midnight, squids gather and throw a rave you would not believe! Last time, Gary the Goblin tried to crash it, but we just pushed him into the lava pit and turned it into a mosh pit! 🤘✨
Oh and speaking of squids, forget about boring ol’ cows! We’ve genetically engineered magical flying cows that rain cookies when they moo. ONE OF THEM JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD – MY LIFE IS NOW A COMEDY SHOW! Imagine riding a cow that flaps its wings while singing “I Will Survive” as you soar over a cactus field. Yes, it’s 100% possible in this SMP. No, I can’t explain how. Just join.
Now, if you ever wanted to encounter creepypasta characters while trying to build a cozy beach resort, this is YOUR PLACE, my dude. One guy got chased by Herobrine while he was crafting a sandcastle. He said it was the most terrifying and exhilarating moment of his life, like riding a rollercoaster through a haunted house filled with spiders. But guess what? He got a cool trophy for surviving and now he wields the power of fear. 😱🔥
Also, one time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether because we thought it was just a pizza oven and now we have a pizza shop that serves spicy blaze wings and netherite-infused cheese sticks! 🥓🍕 Who needs a regular life when you can bite into the fiery and crispy essence of the underworld?
Oh, and did I mention there’s a cat overlord that demands weekly tributes of fish but sometimes grants wishes? That’s right, if you had a dream of flipping a house made out of diamond blocks, well, your new feline king might just make it happen if you give him a salmon or two. Just don’t forget to offer a head scratch, or he might unleash his wrath upon you.🐾👑
So grab your diamond sword, assemble your squad of cool weirdos, and hop onto the craziest server out there. We might not have a serious agenda, but who needs it when you can create utter chaos, forge alliances over pizza, and ride flying cows into the sunset? Just remember to pack your sense of humor, a good pair of shoes (because the lava is real), and your funeral jam—just in case your epic building skills lead you into a creeper explosion!
Join us and let the shenanigans BEGIN! 🍕🐉💥