SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5078	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

U-Topia

Economy, Medieval, mmorpg, MONEY, Professions, Quests, Roleplay, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.

5.83.172.239:60200

Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

Abilities, Adventures, Claiming, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Forged, FRIENDSHIPS, Journey, lagoon, marketplace, Mined, organization, PvP, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blockybrigade-detentiondisaster/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Gems Collected:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

CraftyCareMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCareMC, Disappointment, emotional, family, Grief, Honesty, Hospital, hospitalization, lying.., PERSONAL LIFE, Pregnancy, pregnant in hospital, privacy, relationships, Respect, social media, stress, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	3736	Ores Mined:	9126
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	201162	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

TippingPointCraft

#sustainability, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate trends, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme weather, FEARS, global warming, heatwaves, hottest days, observed, planet, record-breaking temperatures, rising temperatures, tipping points, TippingPointCraft, weather patterns

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	258	Votes:	3107
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OMG u guyz, dis minecraft server is so lit u gonna think ur in da hottest days ever observed on dis planet! we got lava everywhere, u gonna be sweatin’ like crazy! and u know what? some peeps say we nearin’ ‘tipping points’ but who cares when u havin’ so much fun on dis server! come join us and see if u can handle da heat, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌋💥

ZombieTVFan404

actor memories, actor tribute, beloved character, character legacy, character love, deceased actor, fan dedication, fan disappointment, fan struggles, Fictional crush., Long Gone, Nostalgia, old tv show, social media, social media absence, TV show fandom, TV show nostalgia, TV show obsession, vintage television, virtual presence, ZombieTVFan404

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	259
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	2235	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	318	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	1233	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

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