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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr

Abuse, Afghanistan, Condemnation, crimes, discrimination, extremism, flogs, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international condemnation, Justice, punishment, Taliban, Taliban atrocities, Taliban brutality, Taliban flogging, Taliban human rights abuses, tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr, UN, violence, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	484189	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

80’s music, catchy songs, iconic songs, internet culture, internet jokes, Internet meme, internet phenomenon, internet trends, Lyrics, Meme culture, Minecraft, Music, never gonna give you up, nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, rick astley, Rickroll, Server, surprise endings, viral video

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

voiceland fun crafty

attractive, attractiveness rating, average voices, Crafty, distinctive, findings, Fun, gender differences, higher-pitched female voices, lower-pitched male voices, new research, Perception, Pitch, study, vocal attractiveness, vocal characteristics, vocal pitch, vocal tones, Voice attractiveness, voice perception, voice quality, voice research, voiceland

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Void Armor Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

animated character, animated film, animated movie, animated superhero, costume designer, creative genius, Edna, ednasuperminecraftserver, fashion designer, fictional character, hyper intelligent, incredible powers, pixar, super suits, SuperHero, superhero costume, superhero creator, superhero fashion, superhero movie, superhuman abilities, The Incredibles

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6236
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	339
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4595	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	220364	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	205	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!