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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
so like, u know how some peeps are all like “don’t let ur baby sleep in ur bed cuz it’ll mess them up emotionally”? well guess what, turns out that’s a load of baloney! our minecraft server is all about defying the norm and breaking stereotypes, just like how letting ur baby sleep with u won’t turn them into a psycho killer or something.
join our server for a wild time where u can build ur own virtual crib and invite all ur virtual baby friends to come hang out with u. who needs therapy when u can just snuggle up with ur blocky baby and mine for diamonds all night long? plus, we have a special event where u can dress up ur baby in cute little pixelated outfits and have a fashion show to see who has the flyest baby on the block.
so come on down to our server and prove all those haters wrong. let ur baby sleep in ur bed and show the world that u don’t play by the rules. cuz at the end of the day, all that matters is that ur baby is happy and u have a kick-ass time playing minecraft.
