A server where new adventures are lived, do not miss this great timely, invites your friends, cats, dogs, aunts, aunts here, everything is welcome
209.25.140.16:4201
A server where new adventures are lived, do not miss this great timely, invites your friends, cats, dogs, aunts, aunts here, everything is welcome
209.25.140.16:4201
On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to fit 30 guests into a room that can only hold 20, all while navigating the delicate balance of family dynamics and friendship drama. Will you be the one to mediate between feuding factions, or will you stir the pot even more for your own amusement?
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get to witness epic battles between aunts, uncles, best men, and partners, all vying for a spot in the wedding room. Who will come out on top and secure their place among the chosen few?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right at your fingertips in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!
Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.
With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!
Server Version | 1.20.1 Modded Minecraft |
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Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.
The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and PokΓ©mon.
If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).
Server Name | Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 |
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Adventurers, Engineers, and Treasure Seekers Wanted! Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 offers a world of endless possibilities with new features like Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis exploration, CustomNPCs and Lightmanβs Currency, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge for Kaiju. Embark on epic adventures, build, battle, and explore in this exciting new season!
A: Message the server admin for an invite.
A: Season 2 offers dynamic trees, steam trains, Atlantis exploration, CustomNPCs with Lightmanβs Currency, and the upcoming Kaiju Hunting Lodge.
A: Yes, quests are already in motion, the market is booming, and the first dungeons have opened for exploration.
A: Yes, with Create Steam and Rails, you can build stylish and functional railways in the server.
A: Yes, Atlantis is open for exploration with Mermorphs from the Sea Dwellers mod, quests, treasures, and underwater cities to discover.
A: The Hunting Lodge for epic Kaiju creatures will open soon for those brave enough to take on these giant monsters.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.
And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.
So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!
Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?
1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!
2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.
3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!
First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.
As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.
But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?
Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.
So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!